hello klaris

07 Feb

JACK: Just to be clear, we're not making out. That would be social suicide.
LIZ: Like i even want to be here in this closet at this reunion. It's a nightmare.
JACK: A nightmare for whom, lemon?
LIZ: If these jagweeds don't want to get to know the nice new me, Then screw them and their rapidly yellowing teeth.
JACK: lemon, you really haven't changed, have you?
LIZ: Excuse me?
JACK: What happened when i told you geiss had screwed me over For the ceo job?
LIZ: Did you offer your help as a friend?
JACK: Or did you make some joke about me being impotent?
LIZ: Jeez, that was, like, eight hours ago. I was just, i don't know, cutting the tension.
JACK: Or, as always, were you hiding behind your sense of humor instead of engaging in a real way?
LIZ: Really, i'm the one that's hiding, Larry Braverman?
JACK: There it is, right there. When you feel threatened, you attack. That's why you're almost 40 and you're still alone.
LIZ: At least i'm not 50, alone, And sitting on 2,000 business cards For a job i'm never gonna get.
JACK: What did you say?
LIZ: Yeah. Your bags were delivered to my room by accident. Look what i found. You went to a printer, didn't you? You picked out a font. You paid extra for a rush order. It was your happy, little secret.
JACK: What are you doing? Why is she so mean?

Woman From Mars